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Worst. name. ever.

November 21, 2008 - Ashley Gurbal
Ashlee Simpson-Wentz and her husband, Pete Wentz, are the proud parents of a baby boy.

They named him Bronx Mowgli. Nope, no typos on that middle name, whichI think was the name of the little boy in "The Jungle Book" and sounds like one of the Fraggles, as a friend pointed out.

Just as I thought, it's definitely the oddest celebrity baby name of 2008. Even weirder than Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban's Sunday-born-on-Monday baby girl.

It's bizzare, but somehow perfectly fitting for the offspring of Ms. Simpson-Wentz.


Article Comments



Nov-26-2008 1:24 PM

Aren't blogs supposed to be well-written, insightful and spurring of debate? This is cute, but doesn't accomplish those goals. We're more interested in what's going on in our town, not more celebrity gossip. I can get that anywhere if I want it, and I don't. Is the Mirror accepting applications?


Nov-26-2008 10:18 AM

There are a few that might be worse than this, like Nicolas Cage's Kal-El and Penn Jillette's Moxie Crimefighter. (Although to be totally fair, Moxie sort of rocks. It's the middle name that gets me.) I also think that Jason Lee has a Pilot Inspektor. But hands down, oddest celebrity baby name of the year. At least Zuma Nesta had some personal meaning behind it.


Nov-26-2008 6:38 AM

I agree the name is awful! Blah!


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